My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us
i had the pikachu one and my brother and i used to chuck it at each other’s heads
#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge
Dis how hard we hit the blunt real underground shit
no lungs kush go straight to the bone
me before joining 420 ⓈⒸ
me AFTER joining 420 ⓈⒸ
"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"
after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.
I like how people who aren’t easily offended couldn’t possibly just be thick skinned, they have have internalized mysogyny.
I also like how they couldn’t possibly be trying to demonstrate that maybe the person they’re talking to ALSO isn’t a spokesperson for the entire female population because the female population of a diverse group of people with many different levels of intelligence and many different opinions.
Fuck tumblr, bout to get of this dang ol’ website too.
250 Followers, As promised. This is a picture of me. I am willing to take suggestions for what the 500 follower goal pic will be! Thank you all, I love all my kinky followers, you dirty, naughty people, you!
holy fucking shit I hit the nail on the head
She was very young, yes. But she grew up learning the rules on how to serve men. She is experienced and trained, yet, youthful and unused. She is going to be sold soon. But being that she is the top 10% of all desirable traits of a slave, she will go for quite a heavy price tag.
Shit, son. Since when did my rights as an individual get SOLD to a repressed, deranged pedophile?
I had no idea.
For future note, how about- No.
Keep your delusions to yourself (and you wonder why men have the stigma of being deranged and date-rapey.
Thanks for ‘ruining innocence’ and projecting your delusions onto an image of a girl, who is in fact… Me.
Ps. I will NEVER ‘serve’ for the likes of men.
Tumblr doms are the worst kind of people
That comment is absolutely disgusting. WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT???
Actual proof that literally every tumblr dom is just some pasty white dude jacking it in his dorm room that’s never had a girlfriend in his life
Michael commenting on Rooster Teeth videos.
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