I Hold a Fire Within Myself
I can’t say for sure, but I suspect the issue is that, for all intents and purposes, pumpkin spice is the Uggs of the food world. Its primary use is to give lonely dudes a convenient means to talk shit about the women who will never fuck them while making it seem like there’s more to their “outrage” than that. There isn’t. You don’t hate pumpkin spice, you hate that you haven’t had sex in years. Spend less time sharpening your latte jokes and more time working on your people skills. Everyone will be better for it, barring anyone you eventually build up the courage to speak to, probably. But at least we won’t have to hear you fucking whine about what people are ordering at Starbucks anymore. That’s all that matters.
rightthereplease:


astepintothewild:

IM SO DONE

omfg

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

ganondorffucker69:

goodbye ganondorf

ganondorffucker69:

goodbye ganondorf

soulrevision:

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DAY OF THE WORLDS INDIGENOUS PEOPLES!!!

Celebrating the great history and culture, and protecting the languages and lands of indigenous people worldwide. 

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol